Sunah: Next time, let's catch the bus and then walk. It's just 10 minutes.
Jason: Yeah, that's 10 minutes of my life wasted.
Sunah: Your life sucks anyway
Jason: Thanks.

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Jason: That bus is on a loop
Sunah: You should stay on it forever

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Sunah: What time do you come home tomorrow?
Jason: Never!
Sunah: Good!

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Sunah: Do you think I look fat?
Jason: Ummm... I mean, since the baby, you may have put on a little.
Sunah: I never tell you that you look fat. You just ARE fat
Jason: Ouch

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... I put a red t-shirt on, which happened to match (clash) with my red shorts...

Jason: Can I go out like this?
Sunah: No. Don't wear that, you fashion terrorist!

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Sunah: I said, don't let your collar down. You look much better with it up!
Jason: It's not my fault. It's gravity, innit!
Sunah: Oh sure. Blame Newton this time. It's always somebody else's fault, isn't it?

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Sunah: Shit! I just farted!
Jason: Oh my god! That stinks! God! I'm gonna go kill myself!
Sunah: Really? You want some help?

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Jason: You know I recently told a friend how you are actually my best friend in life.
Sunah: Really? That's nice. You're not mine though.

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Sunah: You know, I really love you Jason.
Jason: Huh? Really?
Sunah: Yea. I want us to live and die together. And then, if reincarnation really exists, I want to come back and marry you again.
Jason: That's really sweet honey.
Sunah: Yea, except this time I'll do it when I'm 50, and I'm gonna sleep with loads of guys before then.

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(in bed at night...)

Jason: So... honey...?
Sunah: No. I'm on my period!
Jason: Still? ...*sigh*...
Sunah: I'm on my period 364 days a year. I'll be the one who tells you when that one day is, and when I do, you've got one chance so you'd better hit the target!

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